Silent-Jack's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A man and his poop!]

Haha, that owns...

That was funny as hell. Good idea too! The guys voice was great but that shit didnt shut up for ages. The punchline was ill, nice one.

Affinitia responds:

i'm glad you liked it, i personaly find poop related material the best, lol.

[Happy-lanD]

What the fuck...

I know you didnt like this movie and you gave it one of your weird, pointless...face... things but when youre spending your full time (rather then 3 minutes like me) making this, can you really question mine short work. Nice music though.

[The Double Yolker]

THAT WAS CLASS

Fuck that last retard. He probably grew up with some retarded ammish family and can do little to understand a decent movie. Who cares if the pictures were all just photos, you put them to great use and everything in it was just perfect (except for the sanity, but who cares). Nice one mate, this is just what newgrounds needs. Something totally new, original and brilliant!

[Heroes of Cybertron]

What the hell...

Why the hell does everyone love this so much. Sure, the graphics were pretty good and i liked the music but its hardly worthy of No. 1! And whats the deal with transformers anyway. Its just some shitty saturday morning childrens program!

[We Are Robots - Kegomatic]

What the hell...

I second that last review, the dumb thing doesn't even work properly!

[3 Tutorials]

crap

if any of this bollocks worked id have submitted a movie by now

[Xiao Xiao No. 8]

Nice

It's a shame this chinese dude doesn't know hes on Newgrounds (well, he might) 'cos this is some seriously heavy shit that everyones getting to see. This one wasn't too bad, i can tell hes trying to tell the story but there want enough kung-fu for me. The movement and animation is getting better so its safe to expect a hench last episode when it comes. Nice stuff!

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 3]

Don't lose it...

This isnt as good as the others. dont try to evolve it by giving them real voices and faces. The cheesy 'stephen hawking' style voices and simple art were mainly the reasons why i liked the last ones so much. This was a bit too cheesy for a Joe Zombie movie as the last ones were funny and stylish at the same time. Ah, do what you want, im just one guy :).
P.S: They should stop showing their teeth off too.